The one with the Pros & Cons list

So though we had decided and informed ourselves that we are over him, some particles of our crush on him still, errr.. remain. So here we list out the pros and cons of why he is not for us. Cons mainly. Basically a specification on why he sucks.


a) It's not the economy, it's the ass, stupid- I mean it's squeezed in. It's not that prominent and frankly, we this is a major turn off.

b) Too bottomish? - I mean he's a total pussy when it comes to anything. Even if the idiot was gay, which he is, he'll be too afraid to admit it. Though, would've been a great bottom. Or top. Dunno. Fuck!!

c) He's Mr Status Quo - He's one of those people who have been bought up with the knowledge of never trying to take on the system or never challenging the status quo. He's from a working family and does not have the balls to be a rebel. So that downgrades him even more. What I'm trying to say is that the boy's got no balls.

So that's what we got. The first point is not that valid and the other two basically are part 1 and part 2 of the same thing. God Damn.

However, though we have a crush on Mr grow-a-pair we think that we would make a disastrous couple. He's one of those people who have been born to live on a paycheck from month to month, have three kids and then retire with a not-so-large pension. He's not that ambitious really. Not those kinds who would end up with a hedge fund or all the stockholders money. Nothing like us. He's more likely one of those people who lose money in the stock market as soon as they retire.
Also, we liked him cause we felt some sparks. Thinking about it know, we can safely assume it was the alcohol or the marijuana. Or both. We'll never know. Life is mysterious like that sometimes.

And even though we want to fuck him so hard his eyes pop out, we really don't want to deviate him from his destiny. Or confuse him. So we are going to be gracious and benevolent and forget him.

Sigh. Another one bites the dust.